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STS Logistics email scam
2007, November 12 – 11:33 am. STS Logistics Company, A SCAM: Hello, My name is John Campbell, I represent STS Logistics company located in the USA (offices in Germany, Russia and Japan). Our company is seeking for a representatives part-time jobs in the USA, Germany, Spain, UK, Australia. This is not spam and we will not ask any money from you. Your minimal income will be $2000 USD a month in average. You will be paid weekly. No relocation required, job duties include mail and payment processing, standart office duties and everyday reporting. All candidates have to be authorized to work with minimal computer knowledge. If you’re interested in this Job please contact us through the contacts below: mail: job@onlinests.org Best Regards, John Campbell It has been posted all over the blogosphere as “spogs” (spam on blogs) in hundreds of comments. I recieved it from several email accounts, and have had several attempts of it posted in the comments. The optimal part ...
Fart!
2007, June 4 – 3:42 pm. THE ANTICIPATED FART: This one warns that it is back they're waiting for some time before it arrives. A person who is uneasy for a time in a crowd and who later farts at a time when they think no one will notice has farted an Anticipated Fart. THE BACK SEAT FART: This is a fart that occurs only in automobiles. It is identified chiefly by odor. The Back Seat Fart can usually be concealed by traffic noise as it is an eased-out fart and not very loud. But its odor is foul, will give it away, due to the way air moves around in a car. And then someone will say who farted in the back seat? THE BARRED OWL FART: A familiarity with owl calls is helpful in identifying this fart. Almost any morning if you get up just before daybreak you can hear one of these birds talking to ...
Bad pickup lines
2007, April 5 – 6:00 amLicks finger and wipes on victims shirt.Now let's get you out of these wet clothes. Are you a Neurologist? Cause your body is messing with my mind! Are you bitches fuckin', or are you fuckin' bitches? Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! Be unique and different, say yes. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money. Can you smell my genitals from where you're sitting? Did you wash those pants in Windex? I can see myself in them! Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. Do you have any Irish in you? Want some? Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I? Does the carpet match the curtains? Excuse me for interrupting and I am not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country ...
5 phone calls a day from 877-629-0614
2007, March 29 – 5:00 amI am not in the habit of answering the phone for numbers that I don’t recognize. I don’t think I would even if there were no creditors calling, but it makes it doubly sure that I will not be answering the phone. So the last few days I have been getting 5 phone calls a day from 877-629-0614. I finally called it back this morning and it had the message on it “You have reached the Community College Yes Campaign. We unable to answer the phone because we are out in the field gathering support for the Community College.” Google shows a website that no longer exists, except in the Google cash - communitycollege.boisestate.edu . Why are they calling me? Why are they calling me over and over again? Annoying…… I guess I’d have to answer the phone to find out. So I guess I'll never know.