Wal-Mart Intercom Pranks

2008/07/23 – 7:23 am
Wal-Mart stores can be so big and the workers seem so bored and the customers seem so harried and annoying. It seems like the perfect fertile ground to have a little fun at Walt's expense. Sometimes I just want to jump on the intercom and say something. But how does one get access? Planet Wally found the answer. You can use the intercom from any one of the many telephones Wal-Mart provides around the sales floor. Even better, we know the code! Here is how you use the intercom at Wal-Mart: • Pick up the phone • Dial #96 You're now on the store intercom! The proper way to use the store intercom, I mean, apart from the fact it is only supposed to be used by Wal-Mart employees, is to declare the code and the location. For instance, "Code White in Automotive". Here are a few helpful things you can do with the Intercom. Intercom ...

Dinosaur on the loose

2008/07/22 – 10:21 pm
Extinct, my ASS! from The Original Joe Fisher on Vimeo. This is a video of a dinosaur on the loose in the LA Museum of Natural History. No computer effects used here, folks: it's all real. Well, I mean, it's not a real dinosaur of course or those kids would be totally devoured, but you know what I mean. If you look closely at the dinosaur you can see what's going on here. One thing's for certain: I want one, and I want one bad.

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2008/01/03 – 5:31 pm
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STS Logistics email scam

2007/11/12 – 11:33 am
. STS Logistics Company, A SCAM: Hello, My name is John Campbell, I represent STS Logistics company located in the USA (offices in Germany, Russia and Japan). Our company is seeking for a representatives part-time jobs in the USA, Germany, Spain, UK, Australia. This is not spam and we will not ask any money from you. Your minimal income will be $2000 USD a month in average. You will be paid weekly. No relocation required, job duties include mail and payment processing, standart office duties and everyday reporting. All candidates have to be authorized to work with minimal computer knowledge. If you’re interested in this Job please contact us through the contacts below: mail: job@onlinests.org Best Regards, John Campbell It has been posted all over the blogosphere as “spogs” (spam on blogs) in hundreds of comments.  I recieved it from several email accounts, and have had several attempts of it posted in the comments. The optimal part ...

Fart!

2007/06/04 – 3:42 pm
. THE ANTICIPATED FART: This one warns that it is back they're waiting for some time before it arrives. A person who is uneasy for a time in a crowd and who later farts at a time when they think no one will notice has farted an Anticipated Fart. THE BACK SEAT FART: This is a fart that occurs only in automobiles. It is identified chiefly by odor. The Back Seat Fart can usually be concealed by traffic noise as it is an eased-out fart and not very loud. But its odor is foul, will give it away, due to the way air moves around in a car. And then someone will say who farted in the back seat? THE BARRED OWL FART: A familiarity with owl calls is helpful in identifying this fart. Almost any morning if you get up just before daybreak you can hear one of these birds talking to ...