Posted on 16th November 2006 No Responses
IR Smart
Sometimes I am amazed at the stupidity around me. Here is a collection of phrases of the really dumb shit that either I, or my coworkers, have said to customers and to each other. Most of these come from just two people. I have no idea how they keep their jobs or even function from day to day. It makes me laugh and cry at the same time…..
A few CDs had the center hole offset just off of center
A little bit more pickier
Adhering (inherent) problems
Anacronym that makes the functional area not work
Anally retentive
Anchornym
Another caveat’
Breaking the ream shoots the static out
Calibration unifies the toner cartridges
Color always generates a lot of pixels. A lot of pixels generate a lot of memory
Color LaserJet’s use 4 colors to imitate 16 colors…
Computer language is like zero one zero zero zero
Connectivity: “…EIO means, external…uhhhhhhh whatever….”
CPUsage
Crust of the problem
Do you have a physical LaserJet printer?
Documented the bejeebers�?�
Don’t the drivers have something to do with the operating system?
Don’t want to fall suspect to that aspect
Due process of elimination
Fatal error failure
From an email – Please who every took the network hub out of my area please return it, that was hub belongs to some one else
From my advantage point, there is a pacific tool for a pacific purpose
I am going to reiterize that point
I had the buckles caddy-yum plated
I think that would be suspect to the aspect of of what it’s capable of…
I want to make sure that you all understand that in the future moving forward
I wanted to make sure that I wasn’t 100% positive
I was pulled over for taking too much speed
I’m not a Electronical Engineer
If you hover over the icon, It will tell you what it is
If you tilt your head to the left, windows will tell you what version you are in
I’ll try to get that shipment extradited
In all do reality
Individually as a group
Interfliction
Internet Explorer is down. No one can access the web
It never stops to cease to amaze me
It says ‘close top door’ right ?…that’s ’cause we got it open
It’s causing jams because the fuser wont seed properly
Its not clearing the damn printer to clear the memory
It’s on the right hand side, if you turn it sideways
I’ve seen the files blow cab drivers before (I think/hope he meant cab files….)
Lets normal double click on the icon
Make sure it’s all in ‘lower caps’
Pardition the hard drive
PCL was written for Microsoft
Photostaic Memory
Researched the bejebers out of it.
Sign me up! Are all these type of events kept here in town, or do some of these events make it to the surrounding cities? Some of us come to work here from the surrounding smaller cities. Just wondering, if it this event could be brought to one of the neighboring cities.”
Somestimes you can get numrical errors
Something that is simplistic in that aspect
Start at square zero
Tested the bejebers out of it
That driver has single-bit conformance
That error code is undocumated
That is Papayatary information
That printer prints at 4 pages per minute, at 5% toner coverage; if it is higher than 5% coverage, then it prints slower
That will allow your paper to regenerate itself
The chipset looks good, he’s got an OE, EA, whatever. I told him he needs a chipset
The Densitomometer is malfunctioning
The electricity in you paper can vary drastically from summer to winter
The fuser may be trying to over heat to get more power
The higher scan resolution is probably just “interpulated”
The increasing call volume is the ramp of the product
The internal aspect of the printer
The LPT is a harder connect than your DOT4
The power supply is not activating the frequency up to the processors electrical contacts
The resisticity is wrong
The sellinod is firing at the wrong time
Their defenses were bolsterized this year
There are applications that confer with other applications
There is a virus on the..uh…host process
There is no resolve for this…
They have a resolve going into the outsourcer for this….
This is not rocket surgery * (Alleged, but no eye witness)
This is what pulls your paper into the leading edge
Those two things will happen simontanously
True grayscale would probably be a black and white printer
Tuffribulator (lifesaving device)
Unfortunately, I have helped you all that I can.
University Cereal Bus
Violent Ray Gun
Was it DOA right out of the box?
Was that a correct synapses of the situation at hand?
We printed the bejebers out of these things
What is host-based printing? It means your computer is the host and your printer is the base
What the bejeebers?
What’s in the Device Manager? This, that, the and all kinds of crapola
When a printer makes an image it lays down black, blue, red, yellow, and black
When the product first initially released
When using a surge protector, it takes the smaller amps first, and the bigger amps last
Which makes things allot specific
It won’t install bi-di for confliction reasons
WW.CNN.COM
Yes, that feature is upgradably
You could be heard it call both
You may or may not be able to use the tool
You will have to capture the plug and play
You will need to replace the printer thru the “supply train”
A little bit more pickier
Adhering (inherent) problems
Anacronym that makes the functional area not work
Anally retentive
Anchornym
Another caveat’
Breaking the ream shoots the static out
Calibration unifies the toner cartridges
Color always generates a lot of pixels. A lot of pixels generate a lot of memory
Color LaserJet’s use 4 colors to imitate 16 colors…
Computer language is like zero one zero zero zero
Connectivity: “…EIO means, external…uhhhhhhh whatever….”
CPUsage
Crust of the problem
Do you have a physical LaserJet printer?
Documented the bejeebers�?�
Don’t the drivers have something to do with the operating system?
Don’t want to fall suspect to that aspect
Due process of elimination
Fatal error failure
From an email – Please who every took the network hub out of my area please return it, that was hub belongs to some one else
From my advantage point, there is a pacific tool for a pacific purpose
I am going to reiterize that point
I had the buckles caddy-yum plated
I think that would be suspect to the aspect of of what it’s capable of…
I want to make sure that you all understand that in the future moving forward
I wanted to make sure that I wasn’t 100% positive
I was pulled over for taking too much speed
I’m not a Electronical Engineer
If you hover over the icon, It will tell you what it is
If you tilt your head to the left, windows will tell you what version you are in
I’ll try to get that shipment extradited
In all do reality
Individually as a group
Interfliction
Internet Explorer is down. No one can access the web
It never stops to cease to amaze me
It says ‘close top door’ right ?…that’s ’cause we got it open
It’s causing jams because the fuser wont seed properly
Its not clearing the damn printer to clear the memory
It’s on the right hand side, if you turn it sideways
I’ve seen the files blow cab drivers before (I think/hope he meant cab files….)
Lets normal double click on the icon
Make sure it’s all in ‘lower caps’
Pardition the hard drive
PCL was written for Microsoft
Photostaic Memory
Researched the bejebers out of it.
Sign me up! Are all these type of events kept here in town, or do some of these events make it to the surrounding cities? Some of us come to work here from the surrounding smaller cities. Just wondering, if it this event could be brought to one of the neighboring cities.”
Somestimes you can get numrical errors
Something that is simplistic in that aspect
Start at square zero
Tested the bejebers out of it
That driver has single-bit conformance
That error code is undocumated
That is Papayatary information
That printer prints at 4 pages per minute, at 5% toner coverage; if it is higher than 5% coverage, then it prints slower
That will allow your paper to regenerate itself
The chipset looks good, he’s got an OE, EA, whatever. I told him he needs a chipset
The Densitomometer is malfunctioning
The electricity in you paper can vary drastically from summer to winter
The fuser may be trying to over heat to get more power
The higher scan resolution is probably just “interpulated”
The increasing call volume is the ramp of the product
The internal aspect of the printer
The LPT is a harder connect than your DOT4
The power supply is not activating the frequency up to the processors electrical contacts
The resisticity is wrong
The sellinod is firing at the wrong time
Their defenses were bolsterized this year
There are applications that confer with other applications
There is a virus on the..uh…host process
There is no resolve for this…
They have a resolve going into the outsourcer for this….
This is not rocket surgery * (Alleged, but no eye witness)
This is what pulls your paper into the leading edge
Those two things will happen simontanously
True grayscale would probably be a black and white printer
Tuffribulator (lifesaving device)
Unfortunately, I have helped you all that I can.
University Cereal Bus
Violent Ray Gun
Was it DOA right out of the box?
Was that a correct synapses of the situation at hand?
We printed the bejebers out of these things
What is host-based printing? It means your computer is the host and your printer is the base
What the bejeebers?
What’s in the Device Manager? This, that, the and all kinds of crapola
When a printer makes an image it lays down black, blue, red, yellow, and black
When the product first initially released
When using a surge protector, it takes the smaller amps first, and the bigger amps last
Which makes things allot specific
It won’t install bi-di for confliction reasons
WW.CNN.COM
Yes, that feature is upgradably
You could be heard it call both
You may or may not be able to use the tool
You will have to capture the plug and play
You will need to replace the printer thru the “supply train”
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